Oh Momar, You Can Dictate to me Anytime

Finally, after weeks of goings on in Libya, at last there is some good news out of that poor, poor nation.  In the name of Tyra, it's true.  It has just been reported that back in the 90's Momar Gadaffi had some much needed work done.  He brought in a special plastic surgeon straight from Brazil so he could have some fat taken from his belly and injected into his face, sort of for that dictator on the go look, and then, if that wasn't enough, he got some hair plugs.  And I always thought Brazilians were supposed to remove hair.  It's true.  For the love of Oprah, it's all true.  Just check out the before and after pics below and tell me that it wasn't money well spent.

When asked to comment upon this discovery, our beloved Momar had the following to say.  "I blame the Jews.  It is all a conspiracy.  The moon, you know, it is not real.  That light we see in the night sky, it is just the back side of the sun.  It is the sun mooning us all.  It is the sun bending over and slowing dropping trou and giving us the full moon.  Month to month.  The dogs and the wolves.  They know this.  That is why they are always howling, holwing, howling at the insult to us.  Death to America."

Oh Momar, why can't I stay mad at you?  But all this talk of full moons and dictators has me all in a tizzy.  I can't help now but think of Momar in those Booty Pop Underpanties, and I like the image.(http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/fashion-that-makes-us-sad-booty-pop-panties-157721).   If you're reading this, Momar, I'd be willing to put on a burka for you.  And what happens beneath the burka stays beneath the burka.  A burka built for two.  Note to self: patent the idea for a burka built for two.  It's like a muslim version of the fundies (http://fashionablygeek.com/underwear/fundies-underwear-for-two/).  The jingle writes itself.

It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet beneath the sheet
Of a burka built for two.

Call me, Mo Mo, when you get tired of this whole rebellion thing.  I can help you drown your sorrows.

Before Surgery

After First Procedure

Work Completed