Uncle Lactose's Interior Decorating For Dummies

Well, dip me in lavender and sprinkle me in glitter, but it's time for another lactation-inducing edition of Uncle Lactose's Interior Decorating Tips, where I look at the best and worst of modern interior design and mock it all to my heart's content.  Like this silly little number below.

Saw this little setup at Julio's Casa del Amore the other morning, and only one thought came to mind: the only thing Julio must treasure more than his prized collection of blue and white pottery are the framed drawings of his prized collection of blue and white pottery.  Then, when he served me up the tray of orange flowers, I realized that I had probably over stayed my welcome.