Oh the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do.
He can go like a ho’.
He can go “Hey, baby, yoo hoo.”
Mr. Brown can do it.
How about you?
He can go like a cop.
Mr. Brown can fuzz.
How about you?
Can you go fuzz fuzz.
He can go like Snoop Dogg.
Rap rap rap rap.
He can go like pimp hands.
Slap slap slap slap.
He can plead “no no” like that rat fink Lou.
He can go like yo’ mama.
Any cock’ll do.
Like Lou’s mistress at the funeral.
Boo hoo hoo hoo.
No no no no.
Any cock’ll do.
Boo hoo hoo hoo.
How about you?
He can go like a meth lab.
Bubble bubble bubble pop
Bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble
Pop pop pop
He can go like Skoal.
Chew chew chew chew
Oh the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do.
Hey, baby, yoo hoo.
Fuzz fuzz.
Rap rap rap.
No no.
Boo hoo.
Slap slap slap.
Bubble bubble pop pop
Any cock’ll do.
Mr. Brown can do it.
How about you?
Mr. Brown can whisper very soft….very high.
Like the last soft sigh you make as you die.
Maybe you can too.
I think you ought to try.
He can go like a whino.
Burp burp burp burp.
Like yo’ daddy when he’s bonging
Glurp glurp glurp glurp.
He can go like a club.
He can crick.
He can crack.
He can go like a bat on a knee.
Whack Whack.
Crick crack crick crack.
Whack whack whack.
Oh the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do.
Burp burp.
Glurp glurp.
Any cock’ll doo.
Whack Whack Whack.
And boo hoo hoo.
He can even sizzle sizzle.
He can do that too.
Like a tazer against your brain pan.
How about you?
Mr. Brown is smart.
As smart as they get.
He can do Mrs. Robinson trippin’ on meth.
Blech blech blech blech blech blech blech.
Mr. Brown is so smart.
He can even do this.
He can even make a noise.
Like a knife blade’s kiss.
Snick.
Boom boom boom.
Mr. Brown’s got some gristle.
Boom boom boom.
Mr. Brown makes a pistol.
He makes blood splatter.
Splat splat splat.
And it’s very, very hard to make a noise like that.
Oh the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do.
Hey, baby, yoo hoo.
Fuzz fuzz.
Rap rap rap.
No no.
Boo hoo.
Slap slap slap.
Bubble bubble.
Pop pop.
Any cock’ll do.
Blech blech blech blech.
Chew chew chew.
Boom boom.
Splat splat.
Crick crick crack.
Sizzle sizzle.
Burp burp.
Whack whack whack.
A glurp and a whisper and a knife’s kiss too.
Mr. Brown can do it.
How about you?
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