As yall mighta heard, they found a large stash of pornographical videos in Bin Laden's hideout. My army connections have gone and leaked to me the titles of the videos so's we can get a feel for this man's wicked proclivities. Turns out his collection consisted of the following:
157 copies of Brokeback Mountaingoat
156 copies of Camelback Mountain
Golden Showers Bring May Deflowers
Girls Gone Wild: Mecca and Medina
National Geographic: Avian Mating Rituals
Babe: Pig in the Blanket
The Lust of the Penguins (Narrated by Morgan Freeman)
Air Bud: Meet Beethoven's 9
Cats and Dogs: The Awakening of Kitty Galore
All Dogs Take Me To Heaven
The Erotic Journey of Dr. Doolittle
Nanny McPhee: The Unedited Director's Cut
I reckon he does seem to have a type. More on this important story as it develops.
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