I just wanted to share the fabulous news that a donor butt has been located. By this time tomorrow, Lactose will be sporting a shiny, new, round African American tushie. It wasn't our first choice, but the only prostitute/homeless guy I could find that happened to have both an organ donor card and a fine posterior happened to be black. Those are the breaks. Until we can buy spare body parts on the open market, we'll have to take what we can get. It will be interesting to see what kind of stir this makes on the beach while he's sporting his new slingshot thong.
Hmm, I wonder if there could be a reality show prospect in this: Part Black, But All Fabulous.
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