Saturday, May 14, 2011

Bin Laden's Diary Part 2

April 1, 2006

Dear Diary,

I'm feeling really blue today.  I was checking Facebook and noticed my friends list had dropped.  George Jr. and Dickie had defriended me.  It was like an EMD to the heart.  We'd been through so much together.  It couldn't have been that Twin Towers thing.  That was like years ago, and they said they were cool with it at the time.  I tried texting Mr. Tenet to see what was up, but he just texted back: Dont pretend u dont know.

Not even my goats can cheer me up. 

April 2, 2006

Dear Diary,

Oooh, I just want to stone them both!  That was sooo not cool!  You got me guys.  I am the April Fool.  BFFs.

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