I have some terrible news. Lactose has been shot. He’s still in surgery. The doctors say he’ll survive, but he may not want to. They apprehended the shooter at the scene. It was one Sven Keirkegaaard, a Scandanavian nationalist and part of a left wing, extremist fundamentalist atheist group. I blame Sarah Palin. She is soooo drabulous. Her outfits made Lactose beat me on many occasions.
It happened as he was being transferred. As they were moving him from the maximum security lockdown to the Cesna that was going to take him to GITMO for interrogation, a shot rang out in the Memphis sky. Shot his butt clean off. Oh the humanity! Dirty Scandi!
Lactose would want me to note that while shooting him, Sven was swathed in a dreadful little goth ninja number that was soooo 2009.
I’ll keep you appraised as the situation develops.
Pray to Tyra for him.
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