Lactose's Legal Defense Fund

Over 500 million children are homeless and go to bed hungry in the United States every second, children like little Cordelia here. For weeks, Cordelia has subsisted only on toaster leavings, her own hair clippings and whatever dew she can collect with and suck from her old training pants. You can make a difference. Open your hearts and accounts and give to the Starving Infants, Don't Die Or Waste Away Young Foundation aka The Lactose Legal Defense Fund. Send cash, checks, bonds, stocks, credit cards (don't forget the PIN), vehicles, jewelry, gold, heirlooms or any other monetary donations to:

The Lactose Legal Defense Fund,

The Van Under the Overpass Down by the River
La Jolla, Ca 07984

Or transfer the donation directly to our account in the Cayman Islands. Call 011-8999-86754-28374, and ask for Guido.

Please give generously. Don't let Cordelia die or waste away young.